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asexualsteverogers:

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asexualsteverogers:

riotnerfpls:

asexualsteverogers:

riotnerfpls:

asexualsteverogers:

riotnerfpls:

asexualsteverogers:

Hate this guy. He’s scum. He knows my damn coffee order, like who even does that shit? He insists on walking me to my door and kissing me goodnight, like, ew, stop that. And he’s always putting his arm around me at the movies, like, um, who gave you the right to be comfy and cuddly dude? That’s right, no one.

He’s the worst.

Send me a URL and I’ll give you my thoughts on them

Well I’ll just take my good looks and my country pork rinds back to the bus stop then. 

You go ahead and do that.

You need to go to bed, missy.

You’re the one who has school tomorrow, child.

And I have an essay I have to write tonight for Mr. Moore.

It’s a wonderful life.

Then get off tumblr and focus.

And here you see me OTP

Serena stooooop

It’s a party now.

Hot damn I am jumping on this train. All aboard for the otp that I can’t think of a creative name for. Choo choo

sigurrossgeller:

pleatedjeans:

Seal with a data-logger on it’s head. [x]

"I’ve got a fuckin data logger on my head"
"I know lmao"

sigurrossgeller:

pleatedjeans:

Seal with a data-logger on it’s head. [x]

"I’ve got a fuckin data logger on my head"

"I know lmao"

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punypalhoncho:

A FUN GAME:

PRETEND YOUR ICON IS MAKING ITS CURRENT EXPRESSION WHILE GETTING A BLOWJOB

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vulcanist:

imagine your icon proposing to you with the expression it currently has

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UGH

always post the rules. Rule #2: answer the questions the person who tagged you asked, then write 11 new ones. Rule #3: tag 11 people then link them in the post. Rule #4: tell them you tagged them. Rule #5: tell the person that tagged you when you’ve answered the questions.

1. Favorite quote?

"I am strong, because I’ve been weak.I am beautiful, because I know my flaws. I am a lover, because I’ve been a fighter. I am fearless, because I’ve been afraid. I am wise, because I’ve been foolish. I can laugh, because I’ve known sadness"

2. Tell me about your favorite birthday

I don’t really celebrate my birthday and I haven’t in years (I don’t even have pictures from when I turned 18. I don’t think we even had cake). I don’t see my birthday as a big deal really. Congrats you made it another year.

3. Favorite word?

Fuck.

4. How close are you to your siblings/parents?

My parents ignore me for the most part. I was really close with my brother before he passed away.

5. Favorite foreign language and why?

I would say French cause it’s fun to speak but a bitch to learn

6. Favorite childhood movie?

All the old Disney movies

7. Talk about the worst present you ever received.

One time for my birthday my mom bought herself a computer

8. Dream job?

Dancer  Engineer

9. What do you normally do to cheer yourself up?

Dance wildly around my room

10. What grade in school was/is your favorite?

Probably senior year because I had friends and it was nice

11. What’s the song/movie/book you listen to/watch/read and get in a good mood?

And We Danced by Macklemore

My questions

  1. Why is your favorite color your favorite?
  2. Where do you feel the most comfortable?
  3. Do you prefer the day or night and why?
  4. Would you rather read a book or watch a movie?
  5. Would you rather never read again or only read My Immortal?
  6. What has been your favorite part of summer?
  7. What are you looking forward to the most with school starting?
  8. Would you rather be an older sibling or younger?
  9. What is something you’ve wanted to change about yourself and why?
  10. Top or bottom bunk?
  11. Would you rather be too hot or too cold?

pockeypanda, allthefluffybunnies, joshcryer, the-face-of-seducktion, thegreenjellyfishie, jimmeh-the-guy (I don’t have 11 people to tag so you guys are special)

also sorry for sad answers my life fucking sucks

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thefoodispeople:

dottewa:

a-void-reality:

GO WATCH THIS SHOW, HONESTLY IT IS SO AMAZING. 

IF THIS POST CREATES 1 NEW PUSHING DAISIES FAN MY LIFE = MADE. 

Alright let me help out then:

1) Most of the cast is female. In fact only two main characters are male.

2) Both male characters take typically non-masculine hobbies. Emerson Cod knits almost non-stop and makes pop-up books. Ned is literally called “The Pie-Maker” because he bakes homestyle pies from his mother’s method. Both are shown to be very nurturing and even maternal characters. Conversely, the women? A pair of professional travelling show performers that have gritty sexual scandals the way men usually get (see the entire “Chuck’s father” storylines), a beekeeper who is the single most positive and optimistic character imaginable, and a former professional jockey- Three of four pro athletes.

3) You could very easily make the claim Ned is asexual.

4) Yes, the storyline is about romance. But it’s also about the positive side of a love story, and their only drama lies in overcoming their inability to actually share contact.

5) A very good friend of mine recommended this show to me as “Disney for adults.” I told her it was already on my list to watch because “It’s by Bryan Fuller, from Wonderfalls and Dead Like Me.” Bryan Fuller is now most known for “Hannibal.” The same camera methods and bright colours and lighting techniques Hannibal is known for? Perfected in this show, just using a different tone- The same colour methods in reverse, upping the vivid greens and yellows instead of reds and blues, which sells emotion both ways.

7) Probably one of the best examples of a modern day fairy tale possible.

8) Narrated by Jim Dale- The narrator for the HP audio books.

I don’t know if anyone’s already added links to this, but all of these here work and if you hover over the links, an episode description shows :)

Season 1:

  1. Pie-Lette
  2. Dummy
  3. The Fun in Funeral
  4. Pigeon
  5. Girth
  6. Bitches
  7. Smell of Success
  8. Bitter Sweets
  9. Corpsicle

Season 2:

  1. Bzzzzzzzzz!
  2. Circus Circus
  3. Bad Habits
  4. Frescorts
  5. Dim Sum Lose Some
  6. Oh Oh Oh… It’s Magic
  7. Robbing Hood
  8. Comfort Food
  9. The Legend of Merle McQuoddy
  10. The Norwegians
  11. Window Dressed to Kill
  12. Water & Power
  13. Kerplunk

May I just say, before I saw this gifset explaining the show, I just thought that PD was about a really adorable germ-a-phobe.

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imagineyouricon:

Imagine your icon reading/watching smut scenes with the current facial expression. 

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Album Art

silvermender:

catbountry:

kuueater:

MY ULTIMATE CREATION

im dying squirtle

this is all i needed in my life

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Titlethe SKELETON MAN